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josepguardiola:

wickedpedia:

Zooey Deschanel Syndrom: an epidemic sweeping the nation that is predominate in high school girls. ZDS causes girls to be overly vocal about their “quirky faults” that really aren’t unique at all because they believe that it will draw in male attention. 

Example:

“Yeah I mean I’m pretty clumsy I literally fall over ANYTHING ahha but it makes me cute and different does this make you want to hug me in a sexual way”

~*~**I LIKE BEING WEIRD~*~~*

This sounds like my cousin who all of a sudden wears dresses that look like they were made from aprons and has a “quirky” obsession with teapots and tries to purposely make awkward comments.