hokeyfright: it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you
The amount of money that I’m going to spend on hotels for this vacation makes me want to weep. However, the amount that I’m also going to save makes me want to weep with joy.
So glad to work for a company cutting part time employees below 28 hours to avoid having to pay benefits. So glad Obamacare has so many loopholes to exploit in the first place. In five years they were never the type to prevent people getting benefits either.
Someone remind me next time to not get excited about anything again.
I really do get a kick out of watching people send anonymous hate mail to themselves on Tumblr.
1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with...– Juan Cole, 08/09/2012 Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a member of white...
Lol must suck to be an astros fan right now. 17-2 and now 9-0? HAHAHAHHA
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The Alternative Press premiere of “Catching Cold” from ‘The Pop Underground,’ debut solo EP of Andrew McMahon (Something Corporate, Jack’s Mannequin). I don’t know how I feel about this strange mix of Andrew McMahon and synth (I don’t hate it by any means) but I will say that I really respect that he’s not just reproducing Something Corporate/Jack’s Mannequin-esque songs...
Can’t stop watching Say Yes to the Dress…
God dammit Tigers. God dammit.
So in the past week my boyfriend’s boss leased him a brand new Chevy Cruze and just bought Dan and I a 4 day cruise in October. Holy crap. I NEED A NEW JOB.
So..my roommate showers like twice a week. And when she does? She occupies the bathroom for an hour and a half and now I’m fucking up my birthday plans because my 10 minute routine can’t interrupt hers. IRRITATEDDDD.
chekhov: You’re not special for reading the great gatsby we all went to high school
I want to be Tiny and Cute but I also just love eating fast food 4 times a week so much :”’( Ugh seriously. I’m always like wait..I need to eat better. After I eat like 2 burritos and 8 pieces of chocolate. Whatevs.
The further back in my photos I go from like late 2011 the more depressed I get because while fuck I had a ton of good times, I AM SO MUCH FATTER NOW WOW. Then again I really enjoy Taco Bell.
Lol my entire face is swollen and it looks like I got punched in the face because of a frisbee…working in retail is going to be really fucking fun tomorrow with the looks I get.
Nothing like celebrating my nieces’ baptism by getting a frisbee hard to the face. Woops.
Wtf I get shitty ass tickets to the Fillmore to see FOB in May…now I get an e-mail that they’re playing Detroit area’s largest venue in September too? I DONT GET IT
I don’t understand why my two roommates insist on smoking a pack each a day when a) one of them has asthma and b) they both wake up each morning and are disgusting with their hacking and spitting shit from their lungs every morning.
maybemfeo asked: I'm trying!! I didn't get a ticket because I didn't know when my exams were (regretting that decision because they're $265 on stubhub like what) but I have enough time to do my exams and drive there with time to spare and am ticketless :(
I like how Shameless was more eventful than the season finale about a show about fucking zombies.
aoriver said: People are excluded from the “everyone has a right to their own opinion” rule when their opinion makes them a shitty person who is trying to deny an entire group of people basic rights Thank you. Telling me you hate bananas is an opinion. Telling me you hate an entire group of living, human beings for something that has no affect on your life for even existing is being an...
I hate hate hate HATE HATE when I get so fucking riled up about seeing this homophobic bullshit all over my social media and I get told, “Well, they can have an opinion too.” Oh okay, I’m supposed to shrug when people can’t be decent human beings, gotcha. Sorry to be such a hot head. I need a fucking nap.
lagertha-lodbrok: biancajaggerswagger: kinkyforthedoctor: Christoph Waltz is like that amazingly attractive newly divorced friend of your father who comes over every friday night for poker, scotch, and to fuck you hard while your dad is outside taking a phone call. JESUS
confusedtree: thechosenjuan: the new pope comes out onto the balcony to make his first appearance but something about him looks off. before he even reaches the edge, he smirks and says, “did someone say…” he reveals his true face to the world. “gene parmesan!”